The Best Gold Coats
My dad has an opinion about gold coats and it is not a good one. He thinks anything metallic belongs on a Christmas tree, not a person, and he’s said…
My dad has an opinion about gold coats and it is not a good one. He thinks anything metallic belongs on a Christmas tree, not a person, and he’s said…
There was a proper argument in my group chat last October about whether a trucker jacket counts as “outerwear” or just a very expensive vest with delusions of grandeur, and…
I own four corduroy jackets and wear maybe one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work this time of year because the other…
Okay so I need to talk about denim jackets because I have had the exact same argument with myself for like three years now, and it never actually resolves, it…
A woman on my flight to Nashville, seat 14C, leaned over during boarding and said “that coat is doing a lot” in a tone I genuinely could not decode as…
Okay so I need to publicly admit something. For like three years I called burgundy “the color that ruins photos,” full sentence, said it with my chest, told anyone who’d…
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…
Everyone treats brown as the safe biker jacket, the one you buy when black felt like too much of a decision, and I think that’s a lazy way to pick…
One of us thinks a black trench is the most useful coat you can own. Another thinks black is the one color you should never buy this piece in, and…
Four beige jackets in, and I’ve learned the color has two completely different personalities depending on where you’re standing. Under the fitting room lights at the shop it looks soft,…