The Perfect Green Tank Top For The Office
I wore a green tank top to the office in July, layered a cardigan over it for the 9am meeting, and by 11 the cardigan was off, on, off, on,…
I wore a green tank top to the office in July, layered a cardigan over it for the 9am meeting, and by 11 the cardigan was off, on, off, on,…
One of us thinks a gold blazer is a costume you wear twice and donate. The other one, me, has owned four, currently owns three, and wore one to a…
I called chiffon blouses a scam for exactly four years. My argument was simple: you buy the pretty one online, it shows up, you wear it once to something important,…
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…
I have four burgundy blouses in rotation right now, which is not a normal number of one specific colored blouse for a person to own, and I’ve stopped defending it…
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
Almost everyone on the shop floor agrees the black wrap dress is the closest thing to a cheat code a wardrobe owns. I say this as someone who spends her…
I own four black wrap skirts right now, which honestly is not a number I set out to reach, it just sort of happened over eighteen months of me checking…
I have owned a black wrap top since roughly 1994, and I want to be honest that it was never the same top, it was a rotating cast of nearly…