The Perfect Burgundy Office Jacket
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…
The Burgundy Joggers Worth Your Money
I have a running joke on the shop floor about me and burgundy, which is that I own it in a swimsuit, a cover up, and now these joggers, and…
Shop the Burgundy Sweaters We’d Actually Wear
Someone on this team texted “burgundy is a neutral” into the group chat last week and I have not stopped thinking about it since. That is a lie you tell…
Hand Picked, The Burgundy Knitted Dresses Worth Shopping
I told everyone for two years that burgundy was a fall color and nothing else, that it belonged in October and shut itself down by February. I was wrong about…
Our Favorite Burgundy Blazers Right Now
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…
The Perfect Brown Satin Top For Layering This Season
My brother crashed at my place for a weekend in October, saw the brown satin top hanging over my desk chair, and said “that looks like something Dad would’ve worn…
The Brown Shift Dresses Worth Your Money
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
Hand Picked, The Brown Shirt Dresses Worth Shopping
I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…
The Brown Shirt Tops Worth Your Money
Six days until my sister’s wedding trip and I’m standing in my own store, on my break, holding a brown shirt top that has nothing to do with swimwear, because…
The Perfect Brown Skirt For Layering This Season
I spent an actual year of my life insisting that brown was a color that only worked on other people, the kind of person who owns a dutch oven and…