The Brown Shift Dresses Worth Your Money
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…
Six days until my sister’s wedding trip and I’m standing in my own store, on my break, holding a brown shirt top that has nothing to do with swimwear, because…
I spent an actual year of my life insisting that brown was a color that only worked on other people, the kind of person who owns a dutch oven and…
Six days before my cousin’s engagement dinner and I still had a brown dress with the tags on, sitting on my bed like it was waiting for me to make…
I had a whole argument with myself last week about whether brown is a neutral or a decision, and then it snowed four inches on a Tuesday in April and…
One of us has a pair she’s worn into the ground and calls “the only shoe,” and another one thinks brown ankle boots are the thing you buy when you’ve…
Somebody on this team called brown ballet flats “the quiet neutral,” said it like she was reading it off a museum plaque, and I said nothing, brown is not quiet,…
Everyone treats brown as the safe biker jacket, the one you buy when black felt like too much of a decision, and I think that’s a lazy way to pick…
One of us thinks a black trench is the most useful coat you can own. Another thinks black is the one color you should never buy this piece in, and…