Velvet Blazer Styling: Black and Colored Options

My roommate walked into the kitchen, looked at me for a full three seconds, and said, “okay, who died.” I was wearing a black velvet blazer over jeans and a…

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Black Midi Dress: Jackets, Shoes and Outfit Ideas

Okay so I need to tell you about the time I wore a black midi dress to a rooftop thing in Austin with white sneakers, a cropped puffer that hit…

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Black Jeans for Men: Tops and Layers That Work

My husband owns six pairs of black jeans. I know this because I counted them last Sunday while doing laundry, laid them out on the bed like some kind of…

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Black Denim Jacket: Jeans, Pants and Shirts That Work

My sister called me on a Tuesday, which she never does, just to tell me she’d seen a photo of me in my black denim jacket standing next to my…

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Black Sequin Dress: Shoes, Jewelry, Earrings and Tights

I was folding laundry on my kitchen floor Sunday afternoon, the kind of task where you end up sorting three other piles you didn’t mean to start, and one of…

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Which Tie Goes With a Black Shirt?

I’ve been told, more than once, that a black shirt is a “put it with anything, it doesn’t matter” garment, the fashion equivalent of a blank wall. My brother in…

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What Color Pants Go With a Black Shirt?

I bought a pair of black pants specifically to wear with a black shirt for a job interview, and I want you to understand that I thought this was a…

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Black Chinos: Shirts, Shoes and Everyday Outfits

I was doing my Sunday inventory, the thing where I lay everything from Monday’s meetings across the bed and try to figure out if I actually need to do laundry…

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Mens Black Leather Jacket: What Actually Works

I have a spreadsheet. Not a metaphorical one, an actual Google Sheet called “Theo’s Closet” that I started three years ago and have never once let him see, because if…

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Black Sequin Skirt: Tops and Outfit Ideas

I’ve owned a black sequin skirt since roughly 2011, and for most of that time I treated it the way most people treat theirs, as a single-occasion garment that comes…

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