The Brown Shift Dresses Worth Your Money
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…
Six days until my sister’s wedding trip and I’m standing in my own store, on my break, holding a brown shirt top that has nothing to do with swimwear, because…
There was a proper argument in my office kitchen last month, started by the woman two desks over showing up with a brown shoulder bag she’d paid what I consider…
I spent an actual year of my life insisting that brown was a color that only worked on other people, the kind of person who owns a dutch oven and…
There was a proper argument in our group chat last spring when one of us wore a brown slip dress to a “casual Friday drinks” thing and someone else said,…
Okay so brown tank top opinion has genuinely flipped on me like three separate times in the past two years and I need someone to explain what’s happening because for…
Six days before my cousin’s engagement dinner and I still had a brown dress with the tags on, sitting on my bed like it was waiting for me to make…
I had a whole argument with myself last week about whether brown is a neutral or a decision, and then it snowed four inches on a Tuesday in April and…
One of us has a pair she’s worn into the ground and calls “the only shoe,” and another one thinks brown ankle boots are the thing you buy when you’ve…