The Best Burgundy Tote Bags
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a burgundy tote in 1994 because a magazine called it “the season’s answer to black,” and then discovered the…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a burgundy tote in 1994 because a magazine called it “the season’s answer to black,” and then discovered the…
Okay so almost everybody in my apartment (me, my roommate, the group chat) agrees that burgundy wide leg pants are the single best pant color decision of this entire season,…
A woman on my flight to Nashville, seat 14C, leaned over during boarding and said “that coat is doing a lot” in a tone I genuinely could not decode as…
A guy I was seeing, briefly, in that phase of dating where you’re still performing having your life together, looked at the three pairs by my door and said, “why…
Everyone in my group chat agreed the burgundy loafer was a safe pick this season, everyone except one friend who styles for a corporate menswear account and thinks burgundy anything…
Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…
I would like a word with the woman who spent most of 1996 convinced burgundy was a “safe neutral,” because I have since owned six burgundy cardigans and can report…
Okay so I need to publicly admit something. For like three years I called burgundy “the color that ruins photos,” full sentence, said it with my chest, told anyone who’d…
Caused a proper argument in the studio when a client showed up with a burgundy crossbody she’d bought off a photo, the exact wine color from the listing image, and…