The Cream One Shoulder Dresses Worth Your Money
Okay so my mom came to visit in April, saw the cream one shoulder dress hanging on my closet door waiting for a shoot, and said “that’s a lot of…
Okay so my mom came to visit in April, saw the cream one shoulder dress hanging on my closet door waiting for a shoot, and said “that’s a lot of…
I called chiffon blouses a scam for exactly four years. My argument was simple: you buy the pretty one online, it shows up, you wear it once to something important,…
Everyone I know owns exactly one chiffon dress that got worn to a wedding in 2019 and has been hanging in the back of a closet since, still with the…
Chinos are not swimwear, which means I have zero business writing about them, except I sell clothes for a living and I’ve stood on that shop floor watching men buy…
Okay so almost everybody in my apartment (me, my roommate, the group chat) agrees that burgundy wide leg pants are the single best pant color decision of this entire season,…
A woman on my flight to Nashville, seat 14C, leaned over during boarding and said “that coat is doing a lot” in a tone I genuinely could not decode as…
I own four checked sweaters and I like exactly one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work in this sentence because the half…
Four days until my sister’s wedding shower and I’m standing in my own closet, not a fitting room for once, staring at the checked shirt I bought in April and…
Okay so my complaint, and nobody in my life has ever once pushed back on this, they just nod and let me keep talking, is that everyone treats the checked…
A guy I was seeing, briefly, in that phase of dating where you’re still performing having your life together, looked at the three pairs by my door and said, “why…