Our Favorite Burgundy Blazers Right Now
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…
The Burgundy Blouses We Keep Coming Back To
I have four burgundy blouses in rotation right now, which is not a normal number of one specific colored blouse for a person to own, and I’ve stopped defending it…
The Best Burgundy Cardigans For Layering This Season
I would like a word with the woman who spent most of 1996 convinced burgundy was a “safe neutral,” because I have since owned six burgundy cardigans and can report…
The Best Burgundy Coats
Okay so I need to publicly admit something. For like three years I called burgundy “the color that ruins photos,” full sentence, said it with my chest, told anyone who’d…
The Perfect Burgundy Dress For Weekend Brunch
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own the burgundy dress in a way that’s slightly medical. Three of them, currently. Two thrifted, one bought full price…
Hand Picked, The Burgundy Floral Dresses Worth Shopping
I searched “burgundy floral midi” at eleven at night like it was a real emergency, because it was almost October and I had convinced myself I did not own a…
The Burgundy Joggers Worth Your Money
I have a running joke on the shop floor about me and burgundy, which is that I own it in a swimsuit, a cover up, and now these joggers, and…
The Brown Shift Dresses Worth Your Money
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
Hand Picked, The Brown Shirt Dresses Worth Shopping
I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…
The Brown Shirt Tops Worth Your Money
Six days until my sister’s wedding trip and I’m standing in my own store, on my break, holding a brown shirt top that has nothing to do with swimwear, because…