The Perfect Gold Date Night Loafer
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…
I set three separate alerts for gold shift dresses over one weekend, which is a normal amount of alerts to set for a dress you will wear four times a…
One of us thinks a gold blazer is a costume you wear twice and donate. The other one, me, has owned four, currently owns three, and wore one to a…
I had nineteen dresses on the shortlist. Nineteen. I know because I made a spreadsheet, because that is who I am now, and my mom saw it over my shoulder…
I told the studio a gold satin skirt is a nighttime item, full stop, no exceptions, and I held that line for about two years. Then a client came in…
I said gold satin tops were a trap, the kind of thing that photographs great on a hanger and does nothing for you at a desk. My brother’s girlfriend ended…
Okay so this isn’t a swimsuit, I know, I sell swimwear for a living, but a date night dress is basically the same crisis with different lighting. Someone comes in…
I bought my third cream puff sleeve dress in fourteen months last week, which means the ledger now has a whole subsection just for this one silhouette, and I’m not…
I spent most of the 2000s telling anyone who’d listen that cream was a color for people who didn’t eat food in public, and I want to formally concede that…