The Beige Satin Tops Worth Your Money
Everyone talks about a beige satin top like it’s a neutral, like it’s the quiet cousin of a white button down, and I need to say plainly that it is…
Everyone talks about a beige satin top like it’s a neutral, like it’s the quiet cousin of a white button down, and I need to say plainly that it is…
Had a client last year, older woman, tell me black velvet was “the safe choice for a woman my size,” and I actually stopped what I was doing to argue…
I own two beige lace tops, purchased eighteen months apart, and they have taught me completely different lessons about the same category. The first one, bought for a client dinner…
I don’t sell blazers, I sell swimwear, but there’s a running joke on the shop floor about me buttoning everything all the way up like I’m about to inspect a…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…
There was a proper argument in this house the week I wore a beige satin skirt to a meeting and my sister, on the phone, heard the rustle of it…
The real fight in this office was never about beige. It was about whether you’re a person who sits down at work or a person who’s up and down forty…
A guy at a bar last month, total stranger, waiting for the bathroom line to move, leaned over and told me my dress looked “like a swimming pool decided to…