The Beige Satin Tops Worth Your Money

Everyone talks about a beige satin top like it’s a neutral, like it’s the quiet cousin of a white button down, and I need to say plainly that it is…

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The Black Velvet Dresses Worth Your Money

Had a client last year, older woman, tell me black velvet was “the safe choice for a woman my size,” and I actually stopped what I was doing to argue…

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The Best Beige Lace Tops For Layering This Season

I own two beige lace tops, purchased eighteen months apart, and they have taught me completely different lessons about the same category. The first one, bought for a client dinner…

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The Perfect Black Blazer For A Night Out

I don’t sell blazers, I sell swimwear, but there’s a running joke on the shop floor about me buttoning everything all the way up like I’m about to inspect a…

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Shop the Beige Slip Dresses We’d Actually Wear

I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…

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The Perfect Beige Cropped Top For A Night Out

I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…

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The Beige Midi Dresses We Keep Coming Back To

Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…

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The Perfect Beige Satin Skirt For The Office

There was a proper argument in this house the week I wore a beige satin skirt to a meeting and my sister, on the phone, heard the rustle of it…

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Claire’s Pick of the Best Beige Midi Skirts

The real fight in this office was never about beige. It was about whether you’re a person who sits down at work or a person who’s up and down forty…

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