Claire’s Pick of the Best Gold A Line Dresses
I bought a gold A line dress convinced it was going to sit in the closet like every metallic thing I’ve ever owned, worn once for a wedding and then…
The Gold Block Heels We Keep Coming Back To
I bought my first pair of gold block heels for a wedding in 2019, wore them for exactly four hours before switching to the flip flops the venue thoughtfully left…
The Gold Mini Dresses Worth Your Money
I’d like to have a word with the woman who wore a gold mini dress to a New Year’s party in roughly 2001 and spent the entire night convinced everyone…
The Best Gold Long Sleeve Dresses
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a gold long sleeve dress in 2004 for a New Year’s Eve party and treated it like a costume,…
The Perfect Gold Mule For The Office
I said for two years that a mule was an at home shoe, a walk to the mailbox shoe, and anyone wearing one to an actual office was going to…
The Perfect Gold Date Night Loafer
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
The Best Gold Maxi Dresses For A Garden Party
“Smart but sunny” is a dress code invented by someone who has never had to get dressed for an actual event, and I said so at a planning meeting for…
Claire’s Pick of the Best Gold Maxi Skirts
Fourteen days out from a work trip to Naples, Florida, and I’m standing in my own bedroom holding a gold maxi skirt up to the mirror wondering if I’ve finally…
The Perfect Gold Sandal For Date Night
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own gold sandals the way other people own tote bags, meaning too many, meaning I can’t explain most of the…
The Gold Blazers We Keep Coming Back To
One of us thinks a gold blazer is a costume you wear twice and donate. The other one, me, has owned four, currently owns three, and wore one to a…