The Green Loafers Worth Your Money
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
I called chiffon blouses a scam for exactly four years. My argument was simple: you buy the pretty one online, it shows up, you wear it once to something important,…
Everyone in my group chat agreed the burgundy loafer was a safe pick this season, everyone except one friend who styles for a corporate menswear account and thinks burgundy anything…
Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…
I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…
I have four burgundy blouses in rotation right now, which is not a normal number of one specific colored blouse for a person to own, and I’ve stopped defending it…
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…
Almost everyone on the shop floor agrees the black wrap dress is the closest thing to a cheat code a wardrobe owns. I say this as someone who spends her…