The Gold Wrap Tops Worth Your Money
I would like a word with the woman who bought a gold wrap top in 1997 to wear to a cousin’s engagement party, wore it exactly once, and then kept…
I would like a word with the woman who bought a gold wrap top in 1997 to wear to a cousin’s engagement party, wore it exactly once, and then kept…
Okay so the gold tea dress thing is not actually a fashion disagreement, it’s a lifestyle disagreement wearing a fashion costume. Because half of me plans outfits around whether I’ll…
I own two gold slip dresses and they have taught me completely different lessons about my own body, my own tolerance for discomfort, and how much I’m willing to pay…
Everyone treats a gold tank top like a going out top, one wear, one photo, back in the drawer for eight months, and I’m just going to say it, that’s…
A gold tiered dress showed up in my apartment three separate times last winter, and three separate times I stood in front of my mirror at 6:40pm asking it a…
Six days until my sister’s rehearsal dinner and I still had a gold skirt sitting in my online cart, unpaid for, because I’d hit checkout and then just… stared at…
I own three gold sleeveless dresses and I’ve told the same joke about all three of them, which is that gold looks incredible for the first ninety minutes of a…
Three years ago I would have told you gold sneakers were a costume, the kind of thing you wear once to a party and then leave at the bottom of…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first gold printed dress sometime around 2006, convinced it was a one time festive purchase that would see…
Okay so I bought my gold pleated skirt in February, told myself it was for “a party I definitely have coming up,” and then wore sweatpants to that party because…