The Perfect Gold Date Night Loafer
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
I had nineteen dresses on the shortlist. Nineteen. I know because I made a spreadsheet, because that is who I am now, and my mom saw it over my shoulder…
Here’s how my opinion on the gold shoulder bag has moved over the years. There was a stretch where I thought it was a costume piece, something you wore once…
Half of us think a gold corset dress is the single most useful “going out” purchase a person can make. The other half think it’s a Halloween costume that got…
Two years ago I’d have told you gold bridesmaid dresses were a metallic cry for help, the kind of thing a bride picks when she’s decided her whole wedding needs…
I bought this frill dress in March telling myself it was a “date night dress,” which is a lie I tell every single frill dress I own, because the actual…
A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…
I have a pair of denim shorts that are, by my own math, the single best cost per wear item I own, twelve dollars at the shop on the corner,…
I bought my third cream puff sleeve dress in fourteen months last week, which means the ledger now has a whole subsection just for this one silhouette, and I’m not…
I have one friend who thinks chocolate brown is the sophisticated alternative to black for a night out, and I have another mode entirely, the one where I get the…