The Perfect Green Sandal For Weekend Walks
A friend visiting from Chicago picked up my green sandals off the shoe pile by the door, held them up to the window, and said “these are not the color…
A friend visiting from Chicago picked up my green sandals off the shoe pile by the door, held them up to the window, and said “these are not the color…
Nobody warns you that a green square neck dress is basically two different outfits depending on whether you’re standing still or actually walking somewhere, and I’m tired of pretending that’s…
Everyone I know treats a green satin top like it only comes out for weddings and one specific cousin’s engagement party, and honestly that annoys me, because I bought mine…
I was wrong about green for almost three years. I decided somewhere around 2021 that green on me read “hospice volunteer” and I just, filed it, never revisited it, never…
I had a whole argument with myself about a green a line skirt back in March that never actually got settled, because Nashville decided the argument for me. I’d found…
Everyone treats a gold tank top like a going out top, one wear, one photo, back in the drawer for eight months, and I’m just going to say it, that’s…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I refresh resale apps for gold dresses the same obsessive way I refresh them for bags, and honestly nobody’s wrong. Search…
I refreshed a resale search for a gold puff sleeve dress at 7am on a Tuesday because a friend once told me that’s when people list stuff after cleaning out…
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…