The Burgundy Long Sleeve Dresses Worth Your Money
I bought my first burgundy dress in 1994 convinced it would become what I now think people mean when they say a “signature piece,” which is a phrase nobody used…
I bought my first burgundy dress in 1994 convinced it would become what I now think people mean when they say a “signature piece,” which is a phrase nobody used…
I bought my first burgundy maxi dress for a wedding I almost didn’t go to, and I remember standing in the fitting room doing the math on whether I’d wear…
Everyone I know treats a burgundy satin dress like it’s an event dress, something you unzip a garment bag for twice a year and then apologize to for taking up…
I spent about three years telling anyone who’d listen that burgundy sequins were a trap, gorgeous on the hanger, a genuine crime scene by the end of the night, sequins…
Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…
Okay so I need to publicly admit something. For like three years I called burgundy “the color that ruins photos,” full sentence, said it with my chest, told anyone who’d…
Caused a proper argument in the studio when a client showed up with a burgundy crossbody she’d bought off a photo, the exact wine color from the listing image, and…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own the burgundy dress in a way that’s slightly medical. Three of them, currently. Two thrifted, one bought full price…
I searched “burgundy floral midi” at eleven at night like it was a real emergency, because it was almost October and I had convinced myself I did not own a…
My brother Sam said burgundy was a “Halloween color for guys who peaked in college a cappella” and I told him he was wrong, and then I settled it the…