The Green Loafers Worth Your Money
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
I bought green loafers in March telling myself they’d be my everyday shoe, the thing I reached for instead of sneakers, and then I actually tracked it because that’s what…
Six days until I fly out to see my sister for a wedding shower, and I still have not decided if the forest green dress in my closet counts as…
I bought my first forest green maxi dress for a wedding I was dreading, the kind where you know you’ll be sitting on a folding chair for three hours, eating…
I have one friend who thinks chocolate brown is the sophisticated alternative to black for a night out, and I have another mode entirely, the one where I get the…
I own two brown maxi dresses that live about four feet apart in my closet and could not be more different. One I bought off a photo of a woman…
I settled this one myself, actually, and I’m still a little smug about it. For months I had a running argument with a friend who works in resale with me,…
My sister in law visited last month, took one look at me in the chocolate brown midi I’d bought for a wedding shower, and said “that’s such a sad color…
I spent most of the 2000s convinced chocolate brown was a color for other people, women with better hair and more patience for dry cleaning, and I want to formally…
I bought a chocolate brown mini skirt in March telling myself it would replace my black one in rotation, and it has been worn exactly twice since March. My brother…
I would like a word with the woman who spent 2004 convinced that brown was a color for shoes and briefcases, nothing above the ankle, certainly nothing you’d wear to…