Shop the Bronze Mini Dresses We’d Actually Wear
Okay so this whole post almost didn’t happen because I got into it with myself about whether a bronze mini dress is a “real Tuesday” item or a “fake Tuesday…
Okay so this whole post almost didn’t happen because I got into it with myself about whether a bronze mini dress is a “real Tuesday” item or a “fake Tuesday…
My brother Sam thinks a bardot top is basically office-appropriate as long as you own a blazer, and I think that logic is how you end up explaining your shoulders…
Everyone talks about a beige satin top like it’s a neutral, like it’s the quiet cousin of a white button down, and I need to say plainly that it is…
There was a stretch, maybe four years ago, when I would have told you the black bodycon dress was a young person’s problem, the kind of thing you wear at…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
I own four beige mini skirts right now. Four. I counted them Sunday while doing laundry, sitting on top of the dryer like it was an intervention, and my first…
I have a running disagreement with myself about the black bardot top that I have never fully resolved, and it is not about whether it fits, it is about whether…
Okay so I have owned four black backless dresses in the last two years, which is a specific number I actually counted because I got weirdly defensive when my roommate…
Nine days until my cousin’s engagement party and the group chat has decided, almost unanimously, that beige is the answer. Almost. One person, and I’m not naming her because she’ll…