The Corset Dresses We Keep Coming Back To
A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…
A guy at my office holiday party, not even someone I know well, just a plus one standing near the cheese, told me my corset dress looked “great standing still”…
I have a running joke with myself about corset tops, which is that I buy one every single spring convinced I have finally solved the underwear question, and every single…
I spent most of the 2000s convinced chocolate brown was a color for other people, women with better hair and more patience for dry cleaning, and I want to formally…
I bought a chocolate brown mini skirt in March telling myself it would replace my black one in rotation, and it has been worn exactly twice since March. My brother…
There’s a running joke in my house at this point, which is that every summer I announce I’m “not doing velvet in July” and then I do velvet in July,…
I would like a word with the woman who spent 2004 convinced that brown was a color for shoes and briefcases, nothing above the ankle, certainly nothing you’d wear to…
Everyone I know treats a burgundy satin dress like it’s an event dress, something you unzip a garment bag for twice a year and then apologize to for taking up…
I spent about three years telling anyone who’d listen that burgundy sequins were a trap, gorgeous on the hanger, a genuine crime scene by the end of the night, sequins…
Every single person I packed for Cabo this year said the burgundy bodycon was the smart pick. My sister said it. My roommate said it while literally borrowing it off…
There was a proper argument in our group chat last spring when one of us wore a brown slip dress to a “casual Friday drinks” thing and someone else said,…