The Best Brown Tiered Dresses
Six days until I leave for a wedding in Savannah and I still haven’t decided if the brown tiered dress in my cart counts as “neutral enough to not think…
Six days until I leave for a wedding in Savannah and I still haven’t decided if the brown tiered dress in my cart counts as “neutral enough to not think…
Every stylist I know is currently in agreement about the brown tiered skirt, except for one client of mine who thinks the whole category is a costume for a woman…
I built a whole cost benefit case for why I didn’t need a bucket hat, given that I already own four baseball caps and a sun visor I’ve worn exactly…
My opinion on burgundy A line dresses has done a full loop. Two years ago I called them “the wine colored uniform of every wedding I got invited to that…
My brother crashed at my place for a weekend in October, saw the brown satin top hanging over my desk chair, and said “that looks like something Dad would’ve worn…
A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…
I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…
Six days until my sister’s wedding trip and I’m standing in my own store, on my break, holding a brown shirt top that has nothing to do with swimwear, because…
There was a proper argument in my office kitchen last month, started by the woman two desks over showing up with a brown shoulder bag she’d paid what I consider…
I spent an actual year of my life insisting that brown was a color that only worked on other people, the kind of person who owns a dutch oven and…