The Brown A Line Dresses Worth Your Money
Six days before my cousin’s engagement dinner and I still had a brown dress with the tags on, sitting on my bed like it was waiting for me to make…
Six days before my cousin’s engagement dinner and I still had a brown dress with the tags on, sitting on my bed like it was waiting for me to make…
I had a whole argument with myself last week about whether brown is a neutral or a decision, and then it snowed four inches on a Tuesday in April and…
One of us has a pair she’s worn into the ground and calls “the only shoe,” and another one thinks brown ankle boots are the thing you buy when you’ve…
One of us has spent $340 on a brown backpack and defends every dollar of it like she’s in front of a jury. Another has one from a drugstore adjacent…
My coworker Denise settled this one for good, mostly. She showed up to a work happy hour turned actual date in black sneakers that cost forty dollars at a mall…
One of us thinks a black trench is the most useful coat you can own. Another thinks black is the one color you should never buy this piece in, and…
My upstairs neighbor came down for wine in January, looked at the black tweed skirt drying flat on my radiator, and said, “isn’t that just a school uniform for adults.”…
Had a client last year, older woman, tell me black velvet was “the safe choice for a woman my size,” and I actually stopped what I was doing to argue…
Okay so this whole post almost didn’t happen because I got into it with my roommate about black vest tops and it turned out we weren’t even arguing about the…
I had this argument with myself for about three weeks, whether black is the safe choice in this category or just the boring one, and I never actually settled it.…