Hand Picked, The Black Trench Coats Worth Shopping
One of us thinks a black trench is the most useful coat you can own. Another thinks black is the one color you should never buy this piece in, and…
The Black Tweed Skirts Worth Your Money
My upstairs neighbor came down for wine in January, looked at the black tweed skirt drying flat on my radiator, and said, “isn’t that just a school uniform for adults.”…
The Black Velvet Dresses Worth Your Money
Had a client last year, older woman, tell me black velvet was “the safe choice for a woman my size,” and I actually stopped what I was doing to argue…
Hand Picked, The Black Vest Tops Worth Shopping
Okay so this whole post almost didn’t happen because I got into it with my roommate about black vest tops and it turned out we weren’t even arguing about the…
The Perfect Black Wide Leg Jean For The Office
I had this argument with myself for about three weeks, whether black is the safe choice in this category or just the boring one, and I never actually settled it.…
The Perfect Black Wide Leg Pant For Layering This Season
Nineteen dollars at the place on the corner, the one with the Tuesday restock, and I almost didn’t buy them because wide leg black pants felt like a thing everyone…
The Beige Tank Tops We Keep Coming Back To
I own a beige tank top from a mall brand that I bought in 2019 for twelve dollars, and I own a beige tank top from a “quiet luxury” label…
The Beige Dresses Worth Your Money
My mom and I had a whole argument about beige dresses going into a wedding this spring, her saying it’s “resort wear pretending to be respectful,” me saying beige is…
The Best Beige Shift Dresses
My mom came to visit in March, saw me in a beige shift dress for the third day in a row, and said, “Is that a uniform now, or are…
Hand Picked, The Black Block Heels Worth Shopping
Every single person on this site talks about black block heels like they’re the easy, sensible one in the shoe drawer, the option you can throw on without thinking, and…