Brown Loafers Get Called A Universal Match, I Wanted To Test That Properly
I bought my first pair of brown loafers eleven years ago because a guy at the shoe counter told me they’d go with anything, and I believed him the way…
Where The Tote Bag Gay Stereotype Came From
Someone at a wedding, three drinks in, leaned over and told me, “just switch to a crossbody, that’s what did it for my sister.” That’s it. That was the whole…
What My Handbag Brand Apparently Says About Me, According To Everyone Else
Standing in the TSA line at MIA, taking my bag off my shoulder to shove it in a bin, and the woman behind me goes “oh my god, is that…
Hand Picked, The Heeled Sandals Worth Shopping
Everybody on this shop floor treats the heeled sandal like it’s a swimsuit accessory instead of the thing that’s going to carry an entire evening, and nobody’s around to argue…
Claire’s Pick of the Best Headbands
Four days until the flight and I’m standing in my bathroom trying to figure out which headband survived last summer and which one is currently living under the passenger seat…
The Perfect Green Tweed Skirt For Weekend Wear
I sell swimwear for a living, which means green tweed is about as far from my daily uniform as it gets, but I bought one of these skirts on a…
The Perfect Green Shift Dress For Weekend Brunch
Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…
Claire’s Pick of the Best Green Tea Dresses
Four days until my cousin’s engagement thing and I’m standing in my own kitchen holding a green tea colored dress up to the light like it owes me an explanation.…
The Gold Vest Tops Worth Your Money
Nine days until the flight and I’m standing in my own kitchen holding a gold vest top up to the light like I’m appraising jewelry, because that’s basically what it…
Hand Picked, The Gold Skirts Worth Shopping
Six days until my sister’s rehearsal dinner and I still had a gold skirt sitting in my online cart, unpaid for, because I’d hit checkout and then just… stared at…