The Beige Dresses Worth Your Money
My mom and I had a whole argument about beige dresses going into a wedding this spring, her saying it’s “resort wear pretending to be respectful,” me saying beige is…
My mom and I had a whole argument about beige dresses going into a wedding this spring, her saying it’s “resort wear pretending to be respectful,” me saying beige is…
My mom has this joke about me and black blouses, that I own them the way other people own tote bags, no memory of acquiring any of them, definite memory…
My mom came to visit in July and packed what she called a cover up and what I called a bedsheet with ambitions. Full on caused a proper argument on…
I own four beige mini skirts right now. Four. I counted them Sunday while doing laundry, sitting on top of the dryer like it was an intervention, and my first…
My mom found the brown belt on my dresser last month and held it up like evidence in a trial. “This is a nice belt,” she said, in the tone…
Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…
Every single person at my office who owns a black biker jacket wears it like a Halloween costume they’re committed to for one day a year. On over a nice…
One of us thinks a balloon sleeve top is the single most flattering thing you can put on a body that had cereal for dinner three nights this week. Another…
My mom and I had a whole argument about shaft height back in October, the kind where nobody’s really listening to the other person, we’re both just waiting for our…
A guy at a bar last month, total stranger, waiting for the bathroom line to move, leaned over and told me my dress looked “like a swimming pool decided to…