The Beige Dresses Worth Your Money

My mom and I had a whole argument about beige dresses going into a wedding this spring, her saying it’s “resort wear pretending to be respectful,” me saying beige is…

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The Perfect Black Blouse For Everyday Wear

My mom has this joke about me and black blouses, that I own them the way other people own tote bags, no memory of acquiring any of them, definite memory…

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The Beige Mini Skirts We Keep Coming Back To

I own four beige mini skirts right now. Four. I counted them Sunday while doing laundry, sitting on top of the dryer like it was an intervention, and my first…

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The Beige Midi Dresses We Keep Coming Back To

Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…

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The Perfect Black Biker Jacket For The Office

Every single person at my office who owns a black biker jacket wears it like a Halloween costume they’re committed to for one day a year. On over a nice…

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