The Perfect Burgundy Dress For Weekend Brunch
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own the burgundy dress in a way that’s slightly medical. Three of them, currently. Two thrifted, one bought full price…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own the burgundy dress in a way that’s slightly medical. Three of them, currently. Two thrifted, one bought full price…
I searched “burgundy floral midi” at eleven at night like it was a real emergency, because it was almost October and I had convinced myself I did not own a…
My mom has this joke about me and black blouses, that I own them the way other people own tote bags, no memory of acquiring any of them, definite memory…
My friend Marisol won this argument about a month ago and I’m still salty about it, which tells you everything about how these conversations usually go on our end. She’d…
My mom came to visit in March, sat across from me at brunch, and said, “that color makes you look like you skipped breakfast for a week.” Not mean, just…
Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…
The real fight in this office was never about beige. It was about whether you’re a person who sits down at work or a person who’s up and down forty…
I need to admit something. I spent about two years thinking the backless dress was a trap dressed up as a good idea, the kind of thing that photographs beautifully…
My brother Sam showed up to Thanksgiving in a leopard print button up he’d bought off some guy at a swap meet, wore it with zero self consciousness, and I…
Half of me thinks aqua is the most flattering color I own and refuses to be talked out of it, and the other half of me thinks I only love…