The Black Velvet Dresses Worth Your Money
Had a client last year, older woman, tell me black velvet was “the safe choice for a woman my size,” and I actually stopped what I was doing to argue…
The Best Beige Knitted Tops
Okay so beige knits are one of those categories where I feel like the internet lied to us for a solid two years, everyone was calling it “quiet luxury neutral”…
Shop the Black Cardigans We’d Actually Wear
I have a client who once told me she owned “eleven, maybe twelve” black cardigans, and when I asked her to actually count, it was nineteen. Nineteen. And she wore,…
Shop the Beige Slip Dresses We’d Actually Wear
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
The Best Beige Cardigans
Had a whole argument last October about whether beige cardigans are the safest thing a grown woman can own or the exact color of giving up. Never got resolved. A…
The Perfect Beige Satin Skirt For The Office
There was a proper argument in this house the week I wore a beige satin skirt to a meeting and my sister, on the phone, heard the rustle of it…
Shop the Beige Roll Neck Sweaters We’d Actually Wear
My sister thinks a beige roll neck is proof you have your life together. I think it’s proof you haven’t done laundry since Tuesday and beige is just what’s left…
Sequin Skirt Outfits: Keeping the Sparkle Balanced With Tops, Shoes and Tights
I own seven sequin skirts. Seven. I counted them properly last month, laid out on the bed like some kind of intervention was about to happen, and the number genuinely…
Red Dress, Which Shoes? The Color Options Worth Trying
Red dresses have a reputation for being the outfit equivalent of a loaded question. You put one on and suddenly every shoe in your closet seems to be auditioning for…
Wearing Red Dress Shoes: The Outfits That Make Them Work
I was on the floor of my closet on a Sunday afternoon, sorting through a box of shoes for the donation pile, when I pulled out a pair of red…