Our Favorite Beige Mini Dresses Right Now
Nine days until my cousin’s engagement party and the group chat has decided, almost unanimously, that beige is the answer. Almost. One person, and I’m not naming her because she’ll…
Nine days until my cousin’s engagement party and the group chat has decided, almost unanimously, that beige is the answer. Almost. One person, and I’m not naming her because she’ll…
Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…
Every single person at my office who owns a black biker jacket wears it like a Halloween costume they’re committed to for one day a year. On over a nice…
There was a proper argument in this house the week I wore a beige satin skirt to a meeting and my sister, on the phone, heard the rustle of it…
The real fight in this office was never about beige. It was about whether you’re a person who sits down at work or a person who’s up and down forty…
My sister thinks a beige roll neck is proof you have your life together. I think it’s proof you haven’t done laundry since Tuesday and beige is just what’s left…
I counted, once, out of pure boredom on a delayed flight: over the last two years I have worn my navy suit on twenty six separate occasions that I could…
Beige pants have a reputation for being the sensible choice, the pants you buy when you have given up on having an opinion about your closet. My mother owned a…
My sister took one look at me walking into her kitchen last Thanksgiving, wearing the same black jeans I’d worn to her house every single visit for two years, and…
My mother took one look at me walking into her kitchen in white jeans and a black top and said, “You’re going to spill coffee on those before you get…