The Perfect Green Shift Dress For Weekend Brunch

Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…

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The Best Green Shirt Dresses For A Beach Vacation

Packed a green shirt dress for Cabo three years ago because my brother Sam said green photographs better on sand than white does, no washed out squint, no glare. He…

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The Best Green Tiered Dresses For Date Night

My brother Sam thinks a green tiered dress reads like a costume from a school play about pond life. I think it reads like the one night a year I…

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The Best Green Skater Dresses For A Beach Vacation

Everybody packs a green skater dress for a beach trip like it’s a decision already made, and nobody ever mentions the wind. That’s my complaint, and I’ll make it flatly…

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Hand Picked, The Green Satin Dresses Worth Shopping

I spent three years telling anyone who’d listen that green satin was a color story for people with better skin than me. I was wrong, and I’m conceding it now,…

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The Best Green Square Neck Dresses For A Beach Vacation

Nobody warns you that a green square neck dress is basically two different outfits depending on whether you’re standing still or actually walking somewhere, and I’m tired of pretending that’s…

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The Best Green Linen Dresses For A Garden Party

“Smart but sunny.” That was the actual line on the invitation my cousin sent for her backyard engagement thing in June, and I texted it to my sister like it…

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The Best Green Maxi Dresses

I would like a word with the woman who stood in a dressing room in 1994 and declared, out loud, to nobody, that green was “a color for tablecloths, not…

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The Perfect Green Puff Sleeve Dress For A Summer Wedding

I built the case for this dress the way I’d build a case for anything, cost per wear against the number of summer weddings actually on the calendar, which this…

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