The Perfect Green Shift Dress For Weekend Brunch
Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…
Four days until a trip I’m not even taking and I’m still standing in my own closet arguing with myself about a green shift dress, which is a very Miami…
Packed a green shirt dress for Cabo three years ago because my brother Sam said green photographs better on sand than white does, no washed out squint, no glare. He…
My brother Sam thinks a green tiered dress reads like a costume from a school play about pond life. I think it reads like the one night a year I…
Everybody packs a green skater dress for a beach trip like it’s a decision already made, and nobody ever mentions the wind. That’s my complaint, and I’ll make it flatly…
I spent three years telling anyone who’d listen that green satin was a color story for people with better skin than me. I was wrong, and I’m conceding it now,…
Nobody warns you that a green square neck dress is basically two different outfits depending on whether you’re standing still or actually walking somewhere, and I’m tired of pretending that’s…
“Smart but sunny.” That was the actual line on the invitation my cousin sent for her backyard engagement thing in June, and I texted it to my sister like it…
I would like a word with the woman who stood in a dressing room in 1994 and declared, out loud, to nobody, that green was “a color for tablecloths, not…
Half of us think a green printed dress is the easiest yes in a closet, the kind of thing you put on when you cannot make one more decision that…
I built the case for this dress the way I’d build a case for anything, cost per wear against the number of summer weddings actually on the calendar, which this…