The Best Gold Sleeveless Dresses
I own three gold sleeveless dresses and I’ve told the same joke about all three of them, which is that gold looks incredible for the first ninety minutes of a…
I own three gold sleeveless dresses and I’ve told the same joke about all three of them, which is that gold looks incredible for the first ninety minutes of a…
I refreshed a resale search for a gold puff sleeve dress at 7am on a Tuesday because a friend once told me that’s when people list stuff after cleaning out…
I had a whole argument prepared for the woman two desks over about whether a gold linen dress is a real purchase or a costume, cost per wear versus one…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I have a “gold sandal problem,” which is unfair, because I don’t buy them impulsively, I buy them at 11pm after…
There was a proper argument in my group chat back in April when a client of mine, a wedding I was styling three of the guests for, showed up to…
Nobody warns you about the gold dress until you’re already standing on a hotel balcony realizing your suitcase folded it in half for eleven hours and now it looks like…
Two years ago I would have told you a gold gilet was a costume, the kind of thing you buy for one specific event and then see in your closet…
“Smart but sunny” is a dress code invented by someone who has never had to get dressed for an actual event, and I said so at a planning meeting for…
My brother Sam owns exactly one gold anything, a novelty tie he wore to prom, and when I texted him a photo of the first cami I bought he replied…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own gold sandals the way other people own tote bags, meaning too many, meaning I can’t explain most of the…