The Checked Skirts We Keep Coming Back To
Okay so my complaint, and nobody in my life has ever once pushed back on this, they just nod and let me keep talking, is that everyone treats the checked…
Okay so my complaint, and nobody in my life has ever once pushed back on this, they just nod and let me keep talking, is that everyone treats the checked…
A guy I was seeing, briefly, in that phase of dating where you’re still performing having your life together, looked at the three pairs by my door and said, “why…
I called chiffon blouses a scam for exactly four years. My argument was simple: you buy the pretty one online, it shows up, you wear it once to something important,…
Everyone I know owns exactly one chiffon dress that got worn to a wedding in 2019 and has been hanging in the back of a closet since, still with the…
I spent about three years telling anyone who’d listen that burgundy sequins were a trap, gorgeous on the hanger, a genuine crime scene by the end of the night, sequins…
Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…
I ran the burgundy shoulder bag question through the same framework I use on everything, cost per wear, versatility across a real week, resale value if it goes wrong, and…
My brother Sam borrowed my burgundy midi skirt as a joke, wore it over his jeans to answer the door for a delivery, and posted it, and that caused a…
Two years ago I would have told you burgundy sleeveless anything was a fall wedding costume, wear it once, feel very grown up, hang it in the back where the…
A client came in for a fitting last spring, saw the burgundy tank folded on my rack, and said “oh, that’s a good color on nobody I’ve ever met.” Which,…