The Best Chunky Knit Sweaters
I bought a chunky knit sweater eight years ago that I still think about, not because it was good, but because I wore it to a client consultation and she…
I bought a chunky knit sweater eight years ago that I still think about, not because it was good, but because I wore it to a client consultation and she…
Okay so my mom came to visit in April, saw the cream one shoulder dress hanging on my closet door waiting for a shoot, and said “that’s a lot of…
I would like a word with the woman who spent 2004 convinced that brown was a color for shoes and briefcases, nothing above the ankle, certainly nothing you’d wear to…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a burgundy tote in 1994 because a magazine called it “the season’s answer to black,” and then discovered the…
There’s a running joke in my house at this point, which is that every summer I announce I’m “not doing velvet in July” and then I do velvet in July,…
Okay so almost everybody in my apartment (me, my roommate, the group chat) agrees that burgundy wide leg pants are the single best pant color decision of this entire season,…
A woman on my flight to Nashville, seat 14C, leaned over during boarding and said “that coat is doing a lot” in a tone I genuinely could not decode as…
I own four checked sweaters and I like exactly one and a half of them, and that half is doing a lot of work in this sentence because the half…
Four days until my sister’s wedding shower and I’m standing in my own closet, not a fitting room for once, staring at the checked shirt I bought in April and…
Okay so my complaint, and nobody in my life has ever once pushed back on this, they just nod and let me keep talking, is that everyone treats the checked…