The Perfect Black A Line Dress For A Beach Vacation
I’d like to have a word with the woman who packed a black A line dress for a beach trip in 2009 folded into eighths at the bottom of a…
Shop the Beige Pleated Skirts We’d Actually Wear
Okay so the beige pleated skirt is having a whole moment again and I have thoughts, and not all of them agree with each other, which is kind of the…
The Best Beige Oversized Sweaters
Twelve days until my sister’s Colorado trip and she texted me a photo of herself in a beige oversized sweater standing in her bathroom mirror asking “is this a personality…
The Best Black Ankle Boots For The Office
My brother Sam calls black ankle boots the athletic sock of footwear, meaning safe to the point of having no opinion at all. I think that’s exactly the point, but…
The Best Beige Pencil Skirts For Everyday Wear
I used to think beige pencil skirts were a costume for people who’d given up, the kind of thing you wore once at twenty six for an interview and then…
Shop the Bishop Sleeve Dresses We’d Actually Wear
I have a bishop sleeve dress that my downstairs neighbor thinks makes me look like a Victorian widow who’s handling the grief extremely well, and I have another one I…
Our Favorite Beige Mini Dresses Right Now
Nine days until my cousin’s engagement party and the group chat has decided, almost unanimously, that beige is the answer. Almost. One person, and I’m not naming her because she’ll…
The Perfect Black Backpack For The Office
Okay, I’m not a beach person, I sell swimwear, I don’t know why I’m the one weighing in on office backpacks, but here we are, because the shop floor argument…
The Beige Midi Dresses We Keep Coming Back To
Everyone talks about beige like it’s the safe choice, the dress equivalent of ordering a chicken breast because you don’t want to think about dinner. That’s the complaint I have,…
The Perfect Black Biker Jacket For The Office
Every single person at my office who owns a black biker jacket wears it like a Halloween costume they’re committed to for one day a year. On over a nice…