The Fuchsia Dresses We Keep Coming Back To
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a fuchsia dress in 2001 for a wedding, wore it once, and then kept it in a garment bag…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought a fuchsia dress in 2001 for a wedding, wore it once, and then kept it in a garment bag…
Okay so if you rewind like two years, my whole formal dress philosophy was “buy the one that photographs the best in the dressing room mirror under the worst lighting…
Six days until I fly out to see my sister for a wedding shower, and I still have not decided if the forest green dress in my closet counts as…
I bought my first forest green maxi dress for a wedding I was dreading, the kind where you know you’ll be sitting on a folding chair for three hours, eating…
Refreshed the app at 11:47pm on a Tuesday, which is apparently the exact hour a specific reseller in Ohio decides she’s done wearing something and lists it, I have a…
Six days until the trip and I’m standing in the shop trying to explain to a coworker why a coral tiered dress is either the best thing you’ll pack or…
I spent most of the 2000s telling anyone who’d listen that cream was a color for people who didn’t eat food in public, and I want to formally concede that…
I bought my first cream polka dot dress convinced I’d wear it every single week. That was three years ago. I have worn it, by my own honest count, eleven…
I bought my third cream puff sleeve dress in fourteen months last week, which means the ledger now has a whole subsection just for this one silhouette, and I’m not…
Okay so I own three corduroy dresses and I have worn, combined, all three of them, maybe nine times total since October. That math is bad. That math is embarrassing…