Shop the Chocolate Brown Maxi Skirts We’d Actually Wear

I settled this one myself, actually, and I’m still a little smug about it. For months I had a running argument with a friend who works in resale with me,…

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Shop the Chocolate Brown Midi Dresses We’d Actually Wear

My sister in law visited last month, took one look at me in the chocolate brown midi I’d bought for a wedding shower, and said “that’s such a sad color…

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The Best Burgundy Wide Leg Pants For Layering This Season

Okay so almost everybody in my apartment (me, my roommate, the group chat) agrees that burgundy wide leg pants are the single best pant color decision of this entire season,…

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The Burgundy Maxi Dresses We Keep Coming Back To

I bought my first burgundy maxi dress for a wedding I almost didn’t go to, and I remember standing in the fitting room doing the math on whether I’d wear…

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Hand Picked, The Burgundy Shirt Dresses Worth Shopping

Okay so burgundy is either the most sophisticated color a shirt dress can come in or it’s giving “I peaked in a wine bar in 2019,” and I need you…

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Our Favorite Burgundy Blazers Right Now

I sell swimsuits for a living, not blazers, which means the only reason I own three burgundy blazers is that I stood next to a rack of them at a…

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The Best Burgundy Cardigans For Layering This Season

I would like a word with the woman who spent most of 1996 convinced burgundy was a “safe neutral,” because I have since owned six burgundy cardigans and can report…

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The Brown Shift Dresses Worth Your Money

A woman on the light rail once looked at me for a solid three stops and said, “that’s not a color, that’s a decision,” and I’ve thought about that sentence…

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Hand Picked, The Brown Shirt Dresses Worth Shopping

I settled the brown shirt dress argument in my apartment lobby, in front of my mail cubby, holding two dresses on hangers like I was presenting evidence. My position for…

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The Best Brown Tiered Dresses

Six days until I leave for a wedding in Savannah and I still haven’t decided if the brown tiered dress in my cart counts as “neutral enough to not think…

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