Shop the Beige Slip Dresses We’d Actually Wear
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first beige slip dress in 1994 thinking it made her look like she’d wandered off the set of…
My brother Sam argued for two years that beige on top reads as “I gave up” and nothing else. I argued back for two years that he’d never actually worn…
Okay so beige is having a whole moment right now and I fully bought in, I own four beige a line dresses currently and I’ve donated two more, so six…
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
I spent two years telling anyone who’d listen that beige was a color for people who’d given up, and I want that on the record before I say what I’m…
My friend Marisol won this argument about a month ago and I’m still salty about it, which tells you everything about how these conversations usually go on our end. She’d…
I bought my first beige wrap skirt for a client dinner I was nervous about, which tells you nothing about the skirt and everything about how I make decisions, but…
I own four beige mini skirts right now. Four. I counted them Sunday while doing laundry, sitting on top of the dryer like it was an intervention, and my first…
My mom came to visit in March, sat across from me at brunch, and said, “that color makes you look like you skipped breakfast for a week.” Not mean, just…
I have a beige maxi skirt sitting in my closet that I set an alert for on three different apps, refreshed like it owed me money, and won at eleven…