The Perfect Green Midi Dress For A Summer Wedding
I have a green midi dress from a wedding in 2011 that I still keep because it taught me something, and what it taught me is that a dress can…
I have a green midi dress from a wedding in 2011 that I still keep because it taught me something, and what it taught me is that a dress can…
I own two gold slip dresses and they have taught me completely different lessons about my own body, my own tolerance for discomfort, and how much I’m willing to pay…
One of us thinks a gold lace top is the single most flattering thing you can put on a body, any body, and wears hers to the grocery store like…
Everyone treats a gold lace dress like it exists purely for the photo, the one shot in the doorway before the car shows up, and then never mentions it again…
Everyone treats a gold midi skirt like it’s a costume you wear once for a wedding and then feel guilty about owning. I’m tired of that framing. Nobody defends it,…
My brother Sam has a joke he won’t drop, which is that I own exactly one “girl dress” and I’ve made him watch me try it on nine separate times…
My mom caused a proper argument at Thanksgiving by announcing, apropos of absolutely nothing during the mashed potatoes, that gold shoes are “a cry for help.” She said it looking…
There’s a running joke in my group chat that I own gold sandals the way other people own tote bags, meaning too many, meaning I can’t explain most of the…
I have had the same argument with myself for two summers running about the tall lace up gladiator, the ones that go almost to the knee, and it never actually…
Half of us think gold satin is the one dress in the closet that earns its dry cleaning bill, the other half think it’s a size 8 in every store…