The Perfect Beige Cropped Top For A Night Out
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
I own four beige cropped tops and I have worn exactly one of them out of the house more than twice. This is not a secret in my apartment. My…
Three years ago I would have told you a beige biker jacket was a costume, something for a person who wanted to look edgy without committing to actual black leather.…
Half of us think a beach dress should go straight over a bare, sandy body with nothing underneath it, and the other half will not leave the house without knowing…
Had a whole argument last October about whether beige cardigans are the safest thing a grown woman can own or the exact color of giving up. Never got resolved. A…
Half of us think a bikini should fit like it was made for the actual meeting it’s about to attend, standing up, sitting down, diving in, walking back to the…
Okay so “best” is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in this post because me and my roommate cannot agree on what that word even means for a belted coat…
I spent about two years calling the belt bag a fanny pack with better PR, and I said so, out loud, in meetings adjacent conversations, more than once. I was…
I’d like to have a word with the woman who bought her first biker jacket in 1987 convinced it made her look dangerous. It didn’t. It made her look like…
My mom found the brown belt on my dresser last month and held it up like evidence in a trial. “This is a nice belt,” she said, in the tone…
My mom came to visit in March, sat across from me at brunch, and said, “that color makes you look like you skipped breakfast for a week.” Not mean, just…